The Clever Badger To add insult to injury, the platypus is leading.

4Sep/100

Vanity Fair Goes Barracuda Fishing

Vanity Fair has an article up containing a fairly unflattering profile of my favorite Alaska Governor turned failed Vice-Presidential candidate turned ex-Alaska Governor turned talking head/public speaker.

Yes, none other than Sarah Palin.

Two years after she first achieved national recognition as John McCain's perplexing choice of running-mate, Palin still manages to keep her name in the news.

I remain puzzled.

PalinWorld is just weird.

On one hand, there is the whole circus side-show vibe that follows Sarah's ex-future(x2) son-in-law, Levi Johnston.

What a Tool...

It's not enough that he did the whole Playgirl thing, but now he's running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.  Wasilla, of course, is where Sarah started out her illustrious political career.  Yeah, OK, Levi.  Hope that works out for ya.

On the other hand, you've got daughter Bristol landing a spot on Dancing With the Stars, which I guess is OK, but it's kind of surreal.  I have a hard time deciding what I think of Bristol.  At one point, I thought she might be the only person in the whole Palin-palooza circus that had any sense about her, but her brief re-engagement to Johnston, discussions of a reality TV show, and apparent desire to remain in the public eye have me questioning that.

And finally, on the other other hand, you've got Sarah, the matriarch of the clan, and the subject of the article I linked to above.

The Vanity Fair piece is sourced from a lot of people who didn't want to be identified for fear of reprisal, and it's got something of a hit-piece feel to it, but nevertheless it has an internal consistency that lends it some credibility.

The thrust of the article is that the well-maintained public image of Palin that we saw in the '08 campaign and that we see now is little more than a distorted reflection of the reality.  According to the sources of the article, most of what we think we know about Sarah Palin, from her family relationships to her public piety is fabricated.

I wasn't particularly surprised to read that she's got a vindictive streak to her, or that she and her husband fight a lot, but I was surprised to read that she may have accepted the VP nomination without much (if any) discussion with her family.

There's also some discussion that suggests that she may not be as religiously conservative as she seems, although I'm not really convinced of that - she speaks the language of ultra-conservative Christianity far too fluently to be putting on a facade.

Anyway, it's an article worth reading whether you think that Sarah Palin is a genius or a vapid twit.  Check it out.

-Jay

29Mar/100

Keeping Abreast of Terrorism

A story showed up last week at FOXNews about the use of explosive breast implants in terrorist acts.  Apparently, British intelligence has picked up on chatter discussing the use of explosive-filled plastic shapes that can be implanted under the skin, which then become very difficult to detect by typical airport scanners.  (The article focuses on breasts, but also mentions that the shapes could be implanted in the buttocks - so presumably anywhere with a significant fatty layer would be workable.)

That this actually surprises anyone is interesting - drug traffickers have been using variations on the theme for quite a while - but what really piques my curiosity is how anyone would even begin to develop a workable policy to counter threats like this that doesn't involve groping every female passenger that goes through a security line.  (And make no mistake - it would be the women getting groped, and it would somehow be justified that the amount of explosives that could get implanted undetectably in a man's buttocks wouldn't be enough to take down a plane, but imagine the carnage if the Pussycat Dolls all blew up on a flight...) 
   

The Pussycat Dolls:  Musical Act or Weapons of Mass Destruction

The Pussycat Dolls: Musical Act or Weapons of Mass Destruction?

Perhaps some new X-ray scanner can determine the difference between normal implants and explosive ones without requiring the groping step, or perhaps the way to screen for this sort of thing is to look for detonation devices and not the explosives themselves. 

The bigger problem here, I think, is that if the terrorists are determined enough, they'll find ways to blow things up regardless of how many additional steps get added to passenger screening processes.  An associated issue is that (at least publicly) we seem to be constantly reacting to threats - Richard Reid tried to light explosives in his shoes, so now we have our shoes screened at the airport - rather than anticipating new threats or addressing broader categories (such as better detection of explosives in general rather than explosives hidden in specific ways.)1

It's a tough problem to tackle. 

-Jay
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1This is, in some ways, an artifact of the way news gets reported. There is work being done to improve explosive detection, but it doesn't seem to get as much press as the latest restrictions that travellers see in security lines.

22Mar/1011

Running For Office on the Tinfoil Hat Platform

The Mayor

The Mayor

The local political scene isn't normally very exciting to me. Louisville has had the same mayor since 1986 (with the exception of a stretch from 1999-2003 during which the local government reorganized), and he's been popular enough that he's been effectively unchallenged whenever he's come up for reelection.  

Last year he decided not to run for what would be his sixth term overall (his third under the reorganized government), and instead take a shot at the Lieutenant Governor's office.  

This has thrown the field wide open, and as of this writing, there are approximately eleventy thousand people considering running for the soon-to-be-available Mayor's office.  

26Feb/104

In a Move That Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone…

The Louisville Courier-Journal reported this morning that the previously discussed Bible Literacy Bill cleared the State Senate with a 37-1 vote.

The lone nay vote came from Kathy Stein (D-Lexington), who was quoted as saying “public schools in Kentucky can and already do teach comparative religion.”

She also astutely pointed out the absurdity of the claims of religious neutrality in the bill.

Quite honestly, the neutrality claims are absolutely,  stunningly ridiculous.  It's amazing to me that anyone actually has the gumption to claim that a course teaching the Bible doesn't stake out a position of favor for Christianity.  (Depending on how the Hebrew Scriptures are taught, they might be able to squeeze in Judaism, too, barely.)

Do the Kentucky elected officials not realize that there are many different religions out there besides the various flavors of Christianity and Judaism?

-Jay

19Feb/108

Bible Literacy Bill Advances Out Of Kentucky Senate Education Committee

The Kentucky Senate Education Committee passed SB 142 on February 18, 2010, according to this article in the Louisville Courier-Journal

SB 142 would require the Kentucky Board of Education to set up regulations to establish an elective course on Biblical literacy.  The full text of the bill may be found here, but most1 of it is summarized thus (from the Kentucky Legislative Research Commission):

Create a new section of KRS Chapter 156 to require the Kentucky Board of Education to promulgate administrative regulations to establish an elective social studies course on the Hebrew Scriptures, Old Testament of the Bible, the New Testament, or a combination of the Hebrew Scriptures and the New Testament of the Bible; require that the course provide students knowledge of biblical content, characters, poetry, and narratives that are prerequisites to understanding contemporary society and culture, including literature, art, music, mores, oratory, and public policy; permit students to use various translations of the Bible for the course; amend KRS 158.197 to permit a school council to offer an elective social studies course on the Hebrew Scriptures, Old Testament of the Bible, the New Testament, or a combination of the Hebrew Scriptures and the New Testament of the Bible.

In principle, a non-sectarian Biblical Literacy/Biblical History class might not be a bad idea as a high school elective.2

As a practical matter, though, I think it would prove very challenging to do this well, for a number of reasons, including:

  1. Right out of the gate, there's a problem with defining what we're talking about when we say "The Bible".  Not only are there many different translations (e.g. NRSV, KJV, NIV, The Message), but there are multiple canons - Catholic Bibles have books that Protestant Bibles don't, Eastern Orthodox Bibles have yet a different canon, and the Tanakh has a different structure than the Christian Old Testament.  Additionally, English translation of the Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek texts necessarily introduce subtle changes in meaning which can affect interpretation.  And then there are the issues with textual transmission in general...
  2. Students of different backgrounds would necessarily bring different assumptions, presuppositions, and theologies to the class.  Teaching around those differences would be difficult, particularly if the teacher isn't knowledgable about them and skilled at recognizing his or her own biases.
  3. While the bill states that courses must maintain religious neutrality, it's difficult to understand how a course on the Bible can be religiously neutral.  Will there be a section on the Qu'ran?  The Book of Mormon?  The Śruti?  Dianetics?
  4. Specifically, what "knowledge of biblical content, characters, poetry, and narratives"  are prerequisites "to understanding contemporary society and culture, including literature, art, music, mores, oratory, and public policy"?  This looks suspiciously like code for a broad conservative Christian agenda, and not a non-sectarian discussion of the Bible's influence on modern society.  There are other, arguably more fundamental, "prerequisites" to understanding modern arts, culture, and policy besides the Bible, including ancient Greek literature, politics and mythology, the works of Shakespeare, and human sexuality.3
  5. Biblical "literacy" and "history" imply more than simply knowledge of the content of the Bible, which is what is called out in the summary.  While the text of the law itself specifies that students shall be familiarized with "(t)he history of the Hebrew Scriptures or New Testament" and "(t)he literary style and structure of the Hebrew Scriptures or New Testament", I seriously doubt that these concepts can be properly addressed within the context of a one or two semester elective.
  6. Conspicuously absent from the bill are any specific references to the socio-political context during the periods of authorship of the various Biblical books, which have tremendous bearing on their content.  I do not think it is possible to adequately discuss the influence of the Bible on modern socio-political topics without discussing the contexts in which the Biblical books were written. 

The bottom line is that I'm not at all certain that a proper, non-sectarian curriculum could be put together for a class like this, and even if one could be, I'm not sure that's even the real intent.

To see why, we need to look at some of the comments of Senators quoted in the Courier-Journal article:

“The Bible is the most widely read book, and it’s also the most best-selling book of all time,”  (bill sponsor Sen. David) Boswell (D- Owensboro) said. “There are so many aspects of the Scriptures relevant to the subjects we are already teaching.”

He said the course would be constitutional “as long as we teach it and not preach it.”

Or:

Sen. Elizabeth Tori, R-Radcliff, told co-sponsors Boswell and Sen. Julian Carroll, D-Frankfort, that “an angel was sent down on your shoulders” prompting “you to put this bill together.”

“I‘ve said for many years that until we put God back into our households, things in society will not change for the better,” Tori said. “Your bill is the first step to that change.”

Or:

Carroll said that as long as the course is taught pursuant to the law as a “historical document” and not a “faith-based document,” the bill would be legal. But he then spoke about “taking the Bible out of the school” and “putting nothing back in.”

“When we took the Bible out the school, we also unfortunately took out that portion of Bible which relates to life skills and value systems,” Carroll said. “Our students these days do not have the full opportunity, in my judgment, to be taught those life skills that keep them out of our penitentiaries and make them a productive citizen.”

We should consider comments like these along with the part of the bill that the C-J didn't report on (and that isn't listed in the LRC summary):

(5) Any school council organized pursuant to KRS 160.345 or, if none exists, the principal, may authorize the display of historic artifacts, monuments, symbols, and texts, including but not limited to religious materials, in conjunction with a course of study that includes an elective course in history, civilization, ethics, comparative religion, literature, or other subject area that uses such artifacts, monuments, symbols, and texts as instructional material if the display is:

(a)    Appropriate to the overall educational purpose of the course; and

(b)    Consistent with the requirements of KRS 42.705.4

All in all, this leads me to suspect that the whole enterprise is a not-very-well-disguised ploy to make an end-run around the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment.  It doesn't take much to envision a course being put in place in a school and then being used as an umbrella to justify a display of the Ten Commandments. 

Now, I'm all for people learning more about the history and content of the Bible.  Far too many people who claim to hold it in high regard have a very poor understanding of what it contains and how it came to be what it is.5 

I just don't think this bill is going to get us there.

-Jay

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1The part that isn't in the summary is interesting. I'll get to that later.

2Personally, I'd make some sort of world history/civilization class a prerequisite to it.

3The word "prerequisite" implies a necessary dependency.  The fact that there are contemporary societies and cultures that are not Christian or Jewish that produce literature, art, music, oratory, and public policy and have their own social mores strongly argues against the proposition that knowledge of biblical content is a prerequisite to understanding these topics in general.  Further, one could argue that trying to interpret such cultures through a Biblical lens actually distorts the understanding of them. 

4The relevant sections KRS 42.705 are sections (12) and (13):

(12) Historic artifacts, monuments, symbols, and texts, including but not limited to religious materials, may be displayed in Kentucky's public schools, within the framework of applicable legal precedents, if they are displayed in connection with a course of study that is academic, balanced, objective, and not devotional in nature, and that neither favors nor disfavors religion generally or any particular religious belief; and
(13) Historic artifacts, monuments, symbols, and texts, including but not limited to religious materials, may be displayed in Kentucky's public buildings and on Kentucky's public properties if they are displayed in a:
(a) Balanced, objective, and not solely religious manner;
(b) Manner that neither favors nor disfavors religion generally;
(c) Manner that neither favors nor disfavors any religious belief; and
(d) Manner which promotes the display of Kentucky's historic, cultural, political, and general heritage and achievements.

5My Sunday School class was very surprised when I mentioned the story of Elisha and the bears (2 Kings 2:23).  They didn't expect a story about bears mauling kids to be in the Bible.